The Silence of the Hams

Ezio Greggio Antonio Motel Dom DeLuise Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza Billy Zane Jo Dee Foster Joanna Pacuła Lily Wine Charlene Tilton Jane Wine Martin Balsam Det. Martin Balsam Stuart Pankin Insp. Pete Putrid John Astin The Ranger Phyllis Diller Old Secretary Bubba Smith Olaf Larry Storch Sergeant Rip Taylor Mr. Laurel Shelley Winters Mrs. Motel (The Mother) Nedra Volz Ranger's Wife Andre Rosey Brown Motorcycle Cop Henry Silva Police Chief Marshall Bell Cross Dressing Agent Lee Allan Agent #1 Sal Landi Agent #2 Pat Rick President Bill Clinton Tony Cox Dwarf Guard Joe Dante Dying Man John Carpenter Trenchcoat Man / Gimp Irwin Keyes Guard Eddie Deezen Video Cameraman Ken Davitian Luciano Pavarotti Peter DeLuise Checkout Guard John Landis FBI Agent David DeLuise Policeman #1 Al Ruscio Phillip Morris Dom Irrera Gas Station Attendant Lance Kinsey Investigating Officer Shelly Desai Trick Lonnie Burr Drunk Debra Christofferson Misery Woman Linda Lutz Housedress Woman Rudy De Luca Malicious Mel the Checkout Maniac Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Beautiful Woman Jeff Celentano Agent Raymond Serra Agent Prostitute #1 Daniel McVicar Forensics Expert Norbert Grupe Maitre 'D John Roarke Ex-President George Bush Jeff Bright Mummy Kimber Sissons Push-Up Lady Lynn Shirey First Lady Hillary Clinton John Fadule Policeman #2 Seifullah Ziyad II Michael Jackson Jim Maniaci Rape Culturist #1 Manny Molina Rape Culturist #2 Robert Muse Agent Prostitute #2 Lana Schwab Nurse Matteo Molinari Bellboy Rino Piccolo Ambulance Driver Mel Brooks Checkout Guest (uncredited) Ray S. Ellerbe Agent (uncredited) Cornelia Johnsson Sharon Bone (uncredited) Angela Masini Fat Woman (uncredited)